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Meanvengers

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Zoom phantomofthemegaplex:

Usher
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vociferocity:

as-cool-as-i-am:

sprackraptor:

hyenaboy:

open-window-maniac:

joueralapoupee:

whyisfeminismathing:

hyenaboy:

whyisfeminismathing:

why do they always say “sit the fuck down”

im already sitting down??????

It’s a metaphor. Do you think you’re witty or something?

yeah sometimes 

it’s not a metaphor lmao did you even pass highschool

i didn’t and i know that

metaphor is a literary figure of speech that describes a subject by asserting that it is, on some point of comparison, the same as another otherwise unrelated object

you are just telling me what to do and bossing me around because you think you are super tough but that shit doesn’t work on me sorry 

try again :-)

It’s a metaphor??? Oh my god. Biggest fail ever. 

Here, want an example of an actual metaphor? “His eyes were the ocean”. Or maybe, “Life is a highway” (lol). Those are metaphors.

“Sit the fuck down” is NOT a metaphor.  

lol hyenaboy needs to go back to 6th grade grammar.

Jesus Christ, I meant “figure of speech”. Of all the fucking things to get worked up over, Tumblr.

LOL I R WITTEH LOOK I SCHOOLED U ON MEANING OF “METAPHOR” R I NOT OSSUM

Damn, people who can’t answer the actual point instead rofling over misuse of a word. HOW FASCINATINGLY WITTY AND ORIGINAL.

A whole lot of people need to take a whole lot of seats and—here’s the kicker—along with sitting down, they also need to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

DID U UNERSTAND THAT METAPHOR KIDS???? get it cause “shut the fuck up” is like “your eyes are like oceans shut the fuck up” or “life is a highway shut the fuck up”

Not to detract from the completely central point (shut the fuck up, OP), but “sit the fuck down” IS a metaphor. It’s comparing your decision to start writing on the internet about shit you willfully don’t understand to someone else’s decision to stand up and start speaking in a room full of people. “Sit the fuck down” means “you are talking out of turn and none of us want to listen to you.”

It also means: shut the fuck up.

oh my god, tumblr.

TUMBLR

sit the fuck up

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therearecertainshadesoflimelight:

This scene makes me cry.  And yes, I’ve reblogged it before.  And no, I don’t care.

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And then there’s Taemin…

i love him asjdslasd (also minho, WHERE IS YOUR HAND GOING….)

And then there’s Taemin…

i love him asjdslasd (also minho, WHERE IS YOUR HAND GOING….)

05.23.12 7618
Zoom brandx:

U.S.- Mexico Border

brandx:

U.S.- Mexico Border

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Zoom heyfunniest:

 #THIS BROTHER #I LIKE IT #ANOTHER
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taeminhoshawol:

chelsjosephine:

jjongbro:

wot

Did anyone else notice Key smacking Jonghyun in the face? bottom line middle GIF

OOMMMGGG CUTE TAEMIN  TTTT HSRTHOPSJRTHSORJTH 

W O T

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teaat2am:

it’s okay Loki we all have those days

scarletsoldier:

teaat2am:

it’s okay Loki we all have those days

05.06.12 31996
Zoom mishalmoorebloggyblog:

As seen on Facebook. (posted by Homestead Survival)
A sweet lesson on patience. A NYC Taxi driver wrote:I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up to the door and knocked.. ‘Just a minute’, answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90’s stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940’s movie.By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets.There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboardbox filled with photos and glassware.‘Would you carry my bag out to the car?’ she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman.She took my arm and we walked slowly toward the curb.She kept thanking me for my kindness. ‘It’s nothing’, I told her.. ‘I just try to treat my passengers the way I would want my mother to be treated.’‘Oh, you’re such a good boy, she said. When we got in the cab, she gave me an address and then asked, ‘Could you drivethrough downtown?’‘It’s not the shortest way,’ I answered quickly..‘Oh, I don’t mind,’ she said. ‘I’m in no hurry. I’m on my way to a hospice.I looked in the rear-view mirror. Her eyes were glistening. ‘I don’t have any family left,’ she continued in a soft voice..’The doctor says I don’t have very long.’ I quietly reached over and shut off the meter.‘What route would you like me to take?’ I asked.For the next two hours, we drove through the city. She showed me the building where she had once worked as an elevator operator.We drove through the neighborhood where she and her husband had lived when they were newlyweds She had me pull up in front of a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl.Sometimes she’d ask me to slow in front of a particular building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing.As the first hint of sun was creasing the horizon, she suddenly said, ‘I’m tired.Let’s go now’.We drove in silence to the address she had given me. It was a low building, like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed under a portico.Two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous and intent, watching her every move.They must have been expecting her.I opened the trunk and took the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair.‘How much do I owe you?’ She asked, reaching into her purse.‘Nothing,’ I said‘You have to make a living,’ she answered.‘There are other passengers,’ I responded.Almost without thinking, I bent and gave her a hug.She held onto me tightly.‘You gave an old woman a little moment of joy,’ she said. ‘Thank you.’I squeezed her hand, and then walked into the dim morning light.. Behind me, a door shut.It was the sound of the closing of a life..I didn’t pick up any more passengers that shift. I drove aimlessly lost in thought. For the rest of that day,I could hardly talk.What if that woman had gotten an angry driver,or one who was impatient to end his shift? What if I had refused to take the run, or had honked once, then driven away?On a quick review, I don’t think that I have done anything more important in my life.We’re conditioned to think that our lives revolve around great moments.But great moments often catch us unaware-beautifully wrapped in what others may consider a small one.

mishalmoorebloggyblog:

As seen on Facebook. (posted by Homestead Survival)

A sweet lesson on patience. 

A NYC Taxi driver wrote:

I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up to the door and knocked.. ‘Just a minute’, answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.
After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90’s stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940’s movie.
By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets.
There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard
box filled with photos and glassware.
‘Would you carry my bag out to the car?’ she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman.
She took my arm and we walked slowly toward the curb.
She kept thanking me for my kindness. ‘It’s nothing’, I told her.. ‘I just try to treat my passengers the way I would want my mother to be treated.’
‘Oh, you’re such a good boy, she said. When we got in the cab, she gave me an address and then asked, ‘Could you drive
through downtown?’
‘It’s not the shortest way,’ I answered quickly..
‘Oh, I don’t mind,’ she said. ‘I’m in no hurry. I’m on my way to a hospice.
I looked in the rear-view mirror. Her eyes were glistening. ‘I don’t have any family left,’ she continued in a soft voice..’The doctor says I don’t have very long.’ I quietly reached over and shut off the meter.
‘What route would you like me to take?’ I asked.
For the next two hours, we drove through the city. She showed me the building where she had once worked as an elevator operator.
We drove through the neighborhood where she and her husband had lived when they were newlyweds She had me pull up in front of a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl.
Sometimes she’d ask me to slow in front of a particular building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing.
As the first hint of sun was creasing the horizon, she suddenly said, ‘I’m tired.Let’s go now’.
We drove in silence to the address she had given me. It was a low building, like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed under a portico.
Two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous and intent, watching her every move.
They must have been expecting her.
I opened the trunk and took the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair.
‘How much do I owe you?’ She asked, reaching into her purse.
‘Nothing,’ I said
‘You have to make a living,’ she answered.
‘There are other passengers,’ I responded.
Almost without thinking, I bent and gave her a hug.She held onto me tightly.
‘You gave an old woman a little moment of joy,’ she said. ‘Thank you.’
I squeezed her hand, and then walked into the dim morning light.. Behind me, a door shut.It was the sound of the closing of a life..
I didn’t pick up any more passengers that shift. I drove aimlessly lost in thought. For the rest of that day,I could hardly talk.What if that woman had gotten an angry driver,or one who was impatient to end his shift? What if I had refused to take the run, or had honked once, then driven away?
On a quick review, I don’t think that I have done anything more important in my life.
We’re conditioned to think that our lives revolve around great moments.
But great moments often catch us unaware-beautifully wrapped in what others may consider a small one.

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